Tools

Axe- "A tool used to kill innocent trees."
Luxury Axe- "An axe fit for a King."
Shovel- "Let’s hunt for treasure."
Regal Shovel- "What a pretty shovel."
Pickaxe- "Time to mine."
Opulent Pickaxe- "Isn't Gold a soft metal?"
Razor- "I don't need this for myself."
Razor (can't shave)- "I can't shave that."
Razor (nothing left)- "Nothing left to shave."
Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "He won’t stand still…."
Hammer- "I’m surprise I can carry it."
Pitchfork- "All I need now is a torch."

Lights

Campfire (upon being built)- "It keeps the shadows away..."
Campfire (high)- "I think I over did it!"
Campfire (normal)- "Lovely and warm."
Campfire (low)- "I should add some fuel to it..."
Campfire (embers)- "It’s going out."
Campfire (burned out)- "No more fire..."
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It keeps the shadows away..."
Fire Pit (high)- "Thankfully it can’t spread"
Fire Pit (normal)- "Lovely and warm."
Fire Pit (low)- "I should add fuel to it..."
Fire Pit (embers)- "It’s going out."
Fire Pit (burned out)- "Good thing I can just light it again."
Torch- "A mobile source of light."
Torch (run out)- "My torch ran out!"
Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
Miner Hat (run out)- "My lights gone out!"
Pumpkin Lantern- "Trick or Treat"
Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Survival

Backpack- "I can carry more now."
Piggyback- "Poor little piggy."
Bird Trap- "Come to me little birdies"
Bug Net- "For catching helpless insects."
Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"
Straw Roll- "It beats lying on the ground."
Fur Roll- "Nice and comfy."
Tent- "Better than sleeping out in the open."
Trap- "Basic but effective."
Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."
Healing Salve- "It stings..."
Heat Stone- "Needs warming up."
Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
Heat Stone (warm)- "It'll keep me warm, for a while…"
Heat Stone (hot)- "It has a lovely glow"
Umbrella- "Keeps me nice and dry!"
Compass- "Helps me find my way."

Food

Crock Pot- "I’m not much of a cook."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Cook faster, please."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "All cooked up and ready to eat!"
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- That can’t be cooked
Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "My own little garden."
Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Come on little plant"
Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs more poop."
Ice Box- "Keeps things cool."
Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."
Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
Drying Rack (finished)- "All dried up."

Science

Science Machine- "I’m no scientist…"
Alchemy Engine- "More advanced science!"
Winterometer- "Like a Thermometer, only bigger."
Rainometer- "A mechanical weatherman." 
Lightning Rod- "Keeps the lightning away!"
Lightning Rod (charged)- "I’m glad it didn’t hit me!"
Gunpowder- "Used to commit treason."

Fight

Spear- "To arms!"
Hambat- "I could have eaten that meat."
Boomerang- "What could possibly go wrong?"
Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should practice my catching."
Blow Dart- "Keeps me from getting my hands dirty."
Sleep Dart- "Sleepy time."
Fire Dart- "I should be careful with this."
Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
Grass Armor- "Light, but flimsy."
Logsuit- "Not the most stylish piece of clothing."
Marble Armor- "This looks really heavy."
Bee Mine- "I don’t think there happy in there."
Tooth Trap- "Tread carefully..."
Shelmet- "It protects my precious skull."
Snurtle Shell Armor- "I’m a snail."

Structures 

Bee Box- "I am your Queen now"
Bee Box (no honey)- "Work harder bees."
Bee Box (some honey)- "Oh boy, nearly honey."
Bee Box (full with honey)- "It's full of honey."
Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it."
Birdcage (occupied)- "I’ll take care of you."
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Night, night little birdie."
Pig House- "Those pigs have fancy houses."
Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Please let me in, I’ve got food…"
Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see you in there Mr. Pig."
Hay Wall (inventory)- "This seems like a bad idea."
Hay Wall (placed)- "They will do for now."
Wood Wall (inventory)- "Strong but flammable"
Wood Wall (placed)- "Pointy!"
Stone Wall (inventory)- "They make me feel so safe."
Stone Wall (placed)- "A good strong wall."
Potted Fern- "What a pretty plant."
Chest- "Keeps my belongings safe"
Chest (full)- "It's full."
Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)- "Why won’t you go in?"
Sign- "It says 'Whitney was here'."

Turfs 

Wooden Flooring- "Its feels better to walk on."
Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
Cobblestones- "Hastily Cobbled Stones."
Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
Turfs- "My own piece of earth."

Refine 

Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."
Boards- "Wood is good."
Cut Stone- "Nice and smooth."
Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
Purple Gem- "A lovely yet eerie colour."
Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy."

Magic 

Meat Effigy- "It protects me from Death."
Prestihatitator- "The most dapper machine of all"
Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."
Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."
Night Armour- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."
Dark Sword- "Now I need a shield"
One-man Band- "The pigs like this."
Bat Bat- "Bat Bat!"
Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
Life Giving Amulet- "Now I feel safe."
Fire Staff- "I don’t trust my self with this..."
Ice Staff- "I am the Queen of Winter."
Telelocator Staff- "This science is amazing"
Telelocator Focus (Not ready) - "Needs more pretty purple gems."
Telelocator Focus (Ready) - "Looks ready."
Empty Telolocator Socket "This one's ready."
Full Telelocator Socket- "The fuel needs a focus."

Dress

Sewing Kit- "Now this I can use"
Rabbit Earmuff- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
Strawhat- "It itches a little..."
Beefalo Hat- "Thank you Beefalos..."
Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
Feather Hat- "Whitney’s a pretty birdie"
Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."
Top Hat- "Time for a Tea Party!"
Dapper Vest- "Rugged, yet stylish."
Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."
Puffy Vest- "Keeps me nice and warm in the Winter."
Bush Hat- "Can I eat these berries?"
Garland- "It smells of butterflies."
Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

Ancient 

Thulecite Medallion(min)- "All is well."
Thulecite Medallion(rising low)- "Theres magic in the air."
Thulecite Medallion(rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
Thulecite Medallion(max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
Thulecite Medallion(receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
Thulecite Medallion(receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
Lazy Forager's Amulet- "Teleportation is so useful."
Magiluminescence- "Bright and beautiful."
Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought it couldn't get any better."
The Lazy Explorer- "This’ll stop my feet from hurting."
Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
Pick/Axe- "Genius!"
Thulecite Crown- "I’m a queen!"
Thulecite Suit- "It's surprisingly light."
Thulecite Club- "It’s very heavy..."
Houndious Shootius- "Now I just have to set it up."
Houndious Shootius(placed)- "It protects me from bad things..."

Nature - Plants

Evergreen- "It’s a tree."
Evergreen (chopped)- "No more tree…"
Evergreen (burning)- "Ooops..."
Evergreen (burnt)- "It’s all burned up..."
Lumpy Evergreen- "It looks sad." 
Log- "Wood..."
Log (burning)- "I won’t pick that up now."
Charcoal- "A good fuel for my campfire."
Pinecone- "A little tree is inside of this."
Baby Evergreen "Grow little one, grow."
Spiky Tree- "A sinister looking tree"
Spiky Tree (chopped)- "And now its gone"
Spiky Tree (burning)- "Good riddance"
Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky"
Marble Tree- "I don’t think an axe will work for this..."
Totally Normal Tree- "Is it looking at me?"
Living Logs- "I don’t want to burn them."
Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"
Sapling (picked)- "It looks all worn out."
Sapling (burning)- "Oops..."
Sapling (picked up)- "Its mine now"
Twigs- "Used as fuel or for tools."
Grass Tuft- "Its all dried up."
Grass Tuft (picked)- "Nothing left."
Grass Tuft (barren)- "Needs some poop."
Grass Tuft (burning)- "Oops..."
Grass Tuft (picked up)- "I can re plant this"
Cut Grass- "Flammable stuff…."
Berry Bush- "I hope there not poisonous"
Berry Bush (picked)- "I got all of them"
Berry Bush (barren)- "Needs some poop."
Berry Bush (burning)- "My berries!"
Berry Bush (picked up)- "I’ll bring them with me"
Reeds- "I can use those."
Reeds (picked)- "Nothing left."
Reeds (burning)-."Oops…"
Cut Reeds- "I could use these."
Plant- "Planty!"
Plant (growing)- "It's growing."
Plant (ready to be picked)- "It's ready."
Marsh Plant- "What a generic little plant."
Spiky Bush- "I should walk around it"
Spiky Bush (after picking)- "OW!"
Flower- "Pretty little flower."
Petals- "Loves me, Loves me not...."
Evil Flower- "I’m getting bad vibes from these"
Dark Petals- "What do I do with them?"
Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Wait was it do or don’t eat the red mushrooms…"
Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Wake up little mushroom."
Red Mushroom (picked)- "No more mushroom."
Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "Green mushroom."
Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Wake up little mushroom."
Green Mushroom (picked)- "I took it away."
Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "They like the dark."
Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Wake up little mushroom."
Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Nothing left to pick."

Nature - Objects 

Bee Hive- "I want your honey."
Killer Bee Hive- "Angry bees"
Honeycomb- "Bees made this"
Hound Mound- "I best not disturb them..."
Bones- "I could end up like that if I’m not careful"
Touch Stone- "It gives me a second chance"
Harp Statue- "I don’t understand modern art..."
Marble Pillar- "Pretty pillars."
Marble- "Such a regal building material."
Merm House- "I don’t want that house."
Merm Head- "Eww..."
Pig Head- "That’s disturbing."
Pig Torch- "Best not get too close."
Basalt Boulder- "A big heavy rock..."
Boulder- "It's a rock."
Rocks- "A stronger building material"
Flint- "A sharp rock, I could use this"
Nitre- "What is this stuff?"
Gold Nugget- "I’m rich!"
Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
Grave- "I must respect the dead"
Grave (dug)- "I had to do it"
Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Whats that?"
Animal Tracks- "Something came this way."
Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "I lost it..." 
Animal Tracks (found)- "I’m getting there."
Wooden Thing- "Whats this?"
Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Half way there."
Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I fixed it!"
Ring Thing- "It doesn’t go on my finger."
Crank Thing- "It’s a...thing?"
Box Thing- "I cant open it..."
Metal Potato Thing- "And what is this exactly?"
Wormhole (closed)- "Whats that?"
Wormhole (open)- "That looks dangerous."
Wormhole (exited)- "Eww, that was a bad idea."
Pond- "I wonder how deep it is..."
Skeleton- "I feel for ya..."
Spider Den- "That’s where they live...."
Spider Egg- "Why am I holding this?!"
Rabbit Hole- "Come out little bunnies."
Walrus Camp- "I wonder who lives here?"
Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Looks like someone was here."

Nature - Caves 

Plugged Sinkhole- "What a suspicious looking rock..."
Sinkhole- "I found another world"
Rope to Surface- "Get me out of here!"
Blue Mushtree- "It smells funny."
Red Mushtree- "Best not stand under them for too long…"
Green Mushtree- "What a lovely glow..."
Light Flower- "It's so pretty."
Light Bulb- "It will run out eventually."
Stalagmite- "More rocks."
Stalagmite (pointy)- "A pointy rock."
Spilagmite- "Very cavey"
Slurtle Mound- "That's desgusting."
Rabbit Hutch- "A home for bunnies."
Barrel- "Barrels!!!"
Fern- "A cave plant."
Foilage- "A meal fit for a peasant."
Cave Banana Tree- "How did it grow down here?"

Nature - Ruins

Ancient Statue- "People used to live here?"
Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "I can fix it...maybe"
Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Was this an alter of some sorts"
Broken Clockworks 1- "They all broken down."
Broken Clockworks 2- "More broken pieces."
Broken Clockworks 3- "Even more broken pieces."
Relic- "Evidence of an ancient civilization."
Cave Lichen- "How is it growing down here?"
Ornate Chest- "What a pretty Chest."
Nightmare Light- "An evil light."
Thulecite- "Rare but a useful material."
Thulecite Wall- "An ancient wall."
Thulecite Wall(item)- "A wall in my pocket."

Mobs - Monsters 

Clockwork Knight- "I don’t like these things…"
Clockwork Bishop- "I don’t play chess…"
Clockwork Castle- "What s that!!"
Damaged Knight- "Its all broken"
Damaged Bishop- "It was abandoned"
Damaged Rook- "It was left to rust…"
Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who’s there!"
Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! That hurt!"
Hound- "I like dogs, but not these ones"
Red Hound- "Hounds from hell."
Blue Hound- "Fur cold as ice"
Hound's Tooth- "I could use this for something."
Spider- "I hate spiders."
Spider (sleeping)- "Just keep sleeping..."
Spider (dead)- "Take that!!!"
Spider Warrior- "These are worse than the others."
Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Quiet now..."
Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
Spider Gland- "Eww."
Silk- "This came out of a spiders bum..."
Krampus- "I’ve been good I swear!"
Krampus Sack- "A bulging sack of who knows what."
Merm- "What are they suppose to be?"
Tentacle- "I best stay away from them..."
Tentacle Spike- "Disgusting, but useful."
Tentacle Spots- "What can I use these for?"
Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "Oh my...."
Baby Tentacle- "Baby tentacles…"
Pig Guard- "Blech. Disgusting brute."
Werepig- "That one's gone feral."
Ghost- "I’m sorry I disturbed you!"
MacTusk- "What are you looking at?"
Wee MacTusk- "Cuter than his father."
Walrus Tusk- "I'll put this to better use."
Tam o' Shanter- "Made in Scotland."
Mosquito- "Bloody blood sucking blood suckers."
Mosquito (picked up)- "I got him."
Nearby Mosquitoes- "I hear buzzing"
Cave Spider- "There even worse down here!"
Spitter- "Disgusting little creature!”
Batilisk- "I thought they where cute…"
Snurtle- "Disgusting."
Slurtle- "Ugly little thing isn’t it?"
Slurtle Slime- "There must be a better way."
Broken Shell- "They don't fit back together."
Lureplant- "Its trying to lure me in..."
Fleshy Bulb- "I could use this."
Eye Plant- "The meat bulb's pawns."
Slurper- "Stay away from me!"
Dangling Depth Dweller- "They fall from the ceiling."
Depths Worm (emerged)- "What the hell is that!"
Depths Worm (lure)- "Ooh look at that."
Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Somethings a miss here..."

Mobs - Neutral Animals 

Beefalo- "I wonder what he tasted like."
Beefalo (sleeping)- "Aww, cute."
Beefalo (shaved)- "It looks so sad."
Beefalo Wool- "The smell is something to get used to."
Beefalo Horn- "Come forth my pretties"
Baby Beefalo- "They're even cuter!"
Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Shh its sleeping..."
Bee- "There so fluffy."
Bee- (picked up)- "Can I tie it to a stick?"
Killer Bee- "What is that bee so angry about?"
Killer Bee (held)- "Why am I holding it?"
Stinger- "I can poke things with this."
Pig- "Piggles."
Pig (following)- "He’s my only friend."
Pig Skin- "I’m sorry..."
Bunnyman- "Car for some tea?"
Beardlord- "What happened to him?"
Bunny Puff- "Poor bunny."
Frog- "Hop, skip and a jump."
Frog (sleeping)- "Sleepy froggy."
Koalefant- "Quite possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen..."
Winter Koalefant- "It’s even fluffier now."
Rock Lobster- "Its not a rock...its a rock lobster!"
Pengull- "March little Pengulls."
Splumonkey- "Be gone vile creature" 
Mobs - Passive Animals 
Butterfly- "It's a flying flower."
Butterfly (picked up)- "Your so small, tiny and helpless."
Crow- "There smarter than they look."
Crow (held)- "The most beautiful of birds."
Jet Feather- "A lovely shade of black."
Redbird- "They can be so out of reach."
Redbird (held)- "Shh..."
Crimson Feather- "Fire red."
Snowbird- "What a pretty bird."
Snowbird (held)- "Its so soft."
Snowbird- "Pretty feathers."
Gobbler- "I hate that bird...."
Chester- "He’s adorable!!"
Eye Bone- "I don’t like the way its looking at me…"
Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Its sleeping…"
Ash (Eye Bone)- "NO!"
Rabbit- "They are so cute!!"
Rabbit (held)- "Your so soft and cuddly."
Rabbit- "Its still cute."
Rabbit (held)- "No as soft but still cuddly."
Fireflies- "How pretty."
Fireflies (held)- "A lovely glow in the night."
Mandrake - "I’ve read about these things"
Mandrake (following)- "Its following me..."
Mandrake (dead)- "I killed it...."
Mandrake (cooked)- "It has lost a lot of its power."
Mandrake (knock out effect)- "Ugh…I feel awful."

Mobs - Tallbird family 

Tallbird- "Do lasers come out of its eyes?"
Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It looks a little small for the bird."
Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I’ll just quietly go over there and steal it." 
Tallbird Egg- "I wonder if I can hatch this."
Tallbird Egg (cooked)-"Delicious."
Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Its hatching!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Tastes...decent"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Too hot?"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Too cold?"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I think it'll take a while..."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It'll hatch any time now."
Smallbird- "Hey there little fella."
Smallbird (hungry)- "I need food to you know?"
Smallbird (starving)- "Hungry little thing isn’t it?"
Smallish Tallbird- "Not as cute as it was before."
Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "It needs feeding…"
Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Ok, I’ll get you some food!"
Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Stop that you irritating beast!"

Mobs - Bosses 

Treeguard (Leif)- "I’m sorry I cut down your trees!"
Spider Queen- "Thats the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!!!."
Spiderhat- "It pains me to wear it..."
Deerclops- "That thing is gigantic!!!"
Deerclops Eyeball- "Its all gooey."
Ancient Guardian- "Whats this thing?!"
Guardian's Horn- "Sorry I had to do that to you."

Mobs - Other 

Maxwell- "A very dapper man...but a liar."
Pig King- "He’s in command of all the piggies"
Wes (trapped)- "I wonder if he’ll be my friend?"
Abigail- "Will you be my friend?"

Food - Meats 

Bird Egg- "Full of protein."
Bird Egg (cooked)- "Delicious."
Monster Meat- "It doesn’t look very tasty."
Cooked Monster Meat- "I'll eat it if I have to."
Monster Jerky- "Still doesn’t look very inviting."
Meat- "This is more like it."
Cooked Meat- "Looks delicious."
Leafy Meat- "I wonder what this takes like."
Cooked Leafy Meat- "It looks pretty good."
Jerky- "Its good for you."
Drumstick- "Take that you annoying bird." 
Fried Drumstick- "A hit of berries can be tasted."
Fish- "I got a fish."
Cooked Fish- "It smells…"
Eel- "It doesn’t look very tasty."
Cooked Eel- "I’ll eat it if I had to."
Morsel- "It’s a bit small."
Cooked Morsel- "Its not very filling"
Small Jerky- "Still very small."
Koalefant Trunk- "Poor thing."
Winter Koalefant Trunk- "I had to do it..."
Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Looks better now its been cooked."
Frog Legs- "Very French."
Cooked Frog Legs- "I don’t know if I want to eat it."
Batilisk Wing- "I’m not eating that."
Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Ok maybe I’m going to have to."

Food - Fruits 

Berries- "Not very filling, but it’ll do."
Roasted Berries- "Takes a little better"
Cave Banana- "If I must."
Cooked Banana- "Ugh, it doesn’t look very good."
Dragon Fruit- "An exotic fruit."
Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Looks delicious."
Durian- "It's an aquired taste."
Extra Smelly Durian- "Its smells so foul."
Pomegranate- "This fruit is making me suspicious…" 
Sliced Pomegranate- "Pomegranates for Persephone..."

Food - Vegetables

Corn- "Not the best tasting thing in the world..."
Popcorn- "Something you have when watching films."
Carrot (in the ground)- "Gardening."
Carrot (picked)- "Freshly picked."
Roasted Carrot- "A little more refined, at least."
Pumpkin- "Make me think of Halloween."
Hot Pumpkin- "Looks good."
Eggplant- "What is this?"
Braised Eggplant- "A little more refined, at least."
Red Cap- "Is this edible?"
Cooked Red Cap- "It has a bitter taste to it."
Green Cap- "Should I eat it?"
Cooked Green Cap- "It’s ok."
Blue Cap- "What could possibly go wrong?"
Cooked Blue Cap- "It’s ok I guess."
Glow Berry- "Its so pretty."
Lichen- "Uhh..."

Food - Crock Pot

Turkey Dinner- "How festive."
Powdercake- "What have I made?"
Most recipes- "My compliments to the chef!"

Food - Other 

Seeds- "I could plant them, or I could eat them..."
Seeds (specific)- "Seeds are seeds."
Roasted Seeds- "They’ll do."
Honey- "I stole it from the bees."
Butterfly Wings- "I’m sorry little guy."
Butter- "This can from a butterfly? "
Rot- "Why did I waste perfectly good food."
Rotten Egg- "That smells repulsive…"

Misc Items 

Blueprint- "They help me figure out how to build things."
Gears- "I could build things with these?"
Ash- "This was something, before it burned."
Red Gem- "Fire red."
Blue Gem- "Ice cold."
Yellow Gem- "What do I do with this one?"
Orange Gem- "I wonder what I can make with this."
Beard Hair- "A man must always have a bit of a beard."
Manure- "It stinks"
Guano- "It still smells"
Melty Marbles - "I can't play with them now."
Fake Kazoo - "This was important to someone once."
Gord's Knot - "The knot is stuck forever."
Gnome - "It's watching me."
Tiny Rocketship - "It's too small to ride on."
Frazzled Wires - "Some old wires."
Ball and Cup - "I had one of these when I was little."
Hardened Rubber Bung - "Now all I need is a bathtub."
Mismatched Buttons - "I wonder if I can used these."
Second-hand Dentures - "Hopefully I wont need these."
Lying Robot - "Liar, liar."
Dessicated Tentacle - "I'm not sure what to do with this."

Adventure Mode 

Failed- "If at first you don’t succeed, you try harder."
Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)- "It’s a little pyramid"
Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)- "Oh its grown up"
Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "It got bigger."
Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)- "Its gone to sleep." 
Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)- "I should use this."
Divining Rod- "It’ll help me find my way out of here."
Divining Rod (cold)- "Nothing yet."
Divining Rod (warm)- "I’m going the right way."
Divining Rod (warmer)- "Its getting louder."
Divining Rod (hot)- "It’s around here somewhere"
Divining Rod Base- "What does this do?"
Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Maybe I should put the Divining Rod in here."
Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "I did it"
Maxwell's Door- "Maybe I should knock first."
Maxwell's Phonograph- "Music be the food of love, play on, play on."
Maxwell's Light- "Magic."
Maxwell Statue- "I have mixed feelings about that man"
Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I should stay away from them."
Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Ouch!."
Beemine (Maxwell's)- "I should keep my distance."
Sick Wormhole- "It looks ill." 
Nightmare Lock- "Every lock has a key"
Nightmare Throne- "A rather uncomfortable looking throne."
Other character on Nightmare Throne (Male Character)- "Poor guy."
Other character on Nightmare Throne (Female Character)- "I feel sorry for her."
Other character on Nightmare Throne (Gender neutral Character)- "Better it than me."

Announcements 

Generic- "It's a...thing..."
Freedom- "Freedom! Sweet freedom!"
Freezing- "It's so cold!"
Battlecry- "Come at me!"
Battlecry (prey)- "You look yummy!"
Battlecry (Pig)- "I’m coming for you piggy!"
Battlecry (Spider)- "Die!"
Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "I will destroy you!!"
Hammering a Bee Mine- "Oops!"
Leaving combat- "And stay away!"
Leaving combat (prey)- "I showed him"
Leaving combat (Pig)- "Maybe next time, pig!"
Leaving combat (Spider)- "Off with ya, you bugger!"
Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "And don't come back!"
Dusk- "I should get a fire going."
Entering light- "The light is back."
Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
Doing things in the dark- "I cant see a thing"
Failed to do something- "I cant do that."
Failed to craft something- "I cant do that."
Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep in the day."
Trying to sleep when too hungry-"I’m too hungry to sleep."
Trying to sleep near monsters- "There are monsters about, I cant sleep!"
Hounds are coming- "I can hear something."
Deerclops is coming- "What was that!?"
Inventory full- "I cant carry anymore."
Eating- "Mmm."
Eating (stale food)- "That was past its due-date."
Eating (spoiled food)- "It was not wise to eat that..."
Eating (painful food)- "Ouch I should have eaten that."
Hungry- "I’m so hungry."
Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."
 
 

Reign of Giants Quotes

Lights

Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "It keeps the shadows away."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "I think I over did it."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (medium)- "Nice and comfy."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "I should add some fuel."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Its going out."
Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Good thing I can just light it again."
Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well that's over."
 

Survival

Pretty Parasol- "Not as pretty as my one back home."
Thermal Stone- "Needs warming up."
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Freezing cold."
Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
Thermal Stone (warm)- "It'll keep me warm, for a while."
Thermal Stone (hot)- "It has a lovely glow"
 

Food

Drying Rack (burnt)- "I guess its too hot for Jerky."
Basic Farm and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Well nothings going to grow from that."
Crock Pot (burnt)- "Who let Maxwell do the cooking?"
 

Science

Science Machine (burnt)- "Its too hot for science."
Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Too much science?"
Winterometer (burnt)- "Well its clearly too hot to measure."
Rainometer (burnt)- "I guess it overloaded in this heat."
Electrical Doodad- "An electrical dingdangdoodad"
 

Fight

Morning Star- "An Electric Stick!"
Weather Pain- "Deadly Wind!"
 

Structures

Ice Flingomatic (turned off)- "No ice flinging right now."
Ice Flingomatic (turned on)- "Snowball fight!"
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It needs more fuel."
Siesta Lean-to- "A nice place for a little nap."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Its not time to take a nap."
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'm too hungry right now"
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'm too on edge to sleep down here."
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "I cant take a Siesta in that."
Chest (burnt)- "My stuff!"
Pig House (burnt)- "Thats one unlucky pig house."
Rabbit House (burnt)- "Its a bit too well done."
Bee Box (burnt)- "The poor bees are now homeless."
 

Refine

Bone shards- "Little pieces of bones."
 

Magic

Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Not so dapper anymore."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "I'm actually a little glad thats gone."
Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Well thats my second chance gone."
 

Dress

Cat Cap- "This hat has ears."
Fashion Melon- "Lovely and refreshing."
Ice Cube- "I'm going to be so cool."
Rain Coat- "Similar to my one back home."
Rain Hat- "It'll keep my hair dry."
 

Nature - Plants

Berry Bush (withered)- "It wont grow, it's too hot."
Birchnut tree- "I don't want to try climbing it."
Birchnut tree (burning)- "That poor tree."
Birchnut- "A nut of the Birch variety."
Birchnut (planted)- "Its gonna grow up to be big and strong."
Cactus- "Gotta be careful when picking that."
Cactus (after picking)- "Ouch!"
Cactus (picked)- "Its all prickly."
Tumbleweed- "I wonder whats its picked up."
Crop (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
Grass (withered)- "Its too hot out for it to grow."
 

Nature - Objects

Ice- "Its so cold."
Mini-glacier- "A little baby glacier."
Mini-glacier (melted)- "Its just a puddle now."
Volt Goat Horn- "Thats a fine horn."
Raised Dirt- "Something's digging under there."
Animal Tracks (spring, lost trail)- "Its too wet to track the animal."
Molehill- "Don't make a mountain out of a molehill."
Collapsed Rabbit Hole- "No bunnies today."
Pig Head (burnt)- "Cooked beacon ."
Merm Head (burnt)- "Thats nasty."
Catcoon Den- "Its a stump house."
Catcoon Den (empty)- "Nothings living there now."
Glommer Statue- "Is it some kind of alter?"
Glommer Statue (mined)- "I mined it all up."
 

Mobs - Monsters

Warg- "Cerberus without the three heads."
Birchnut Treeguard- "I'm sorry I angered you."
Birchnutter- "What a nutty little nut."
 

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Buzzard- "Don't look at me like that, I'm not dead...yet."
Catcoon- "A playful little thing."
Volt goat- "Who has any strong opinions on goats?"
Volt goat (charged)- "Don't like lightning to huh?"
 

Mobs - Passive Animals

Glommer- "It looks like a spider, but its oddly cute."
Glommer's Flower- "Thats one stinky flower."
Glommer Wings- "How could it fly with wings so small?"
Glommer Goop- "Ew, this stuff smells."
Moleworm- "Cute little thing isn't it."
 

Mobs - Bosses

Bearger- "That one big badger, bear, thing." 
Goose- "The Moose Goose."
Dragonfly- "A fire breathing flying dragon...fly."
Eyebrella- "How's the weather up there?"
Down Thermantidote- "This'll cool me down."
Scalemail- "Hot armour."
Hibearnation Vest- "It's so fluffy!"
Goose Nest- "Thats a big nest."
Mosling- "Aww cutie."
Lava Spit (hot)- "Thats hot!"
Lava Spit (cool)- "Its cooled off now."
 

Mobs - Other

Bigfoot- "That foot is huge!"
 

Food - Fruits

Watermelon- "Me and my Uncle used to have pip spiting wars."
Watermelon (cooked)- "Juicy and delicious."
 

Food - Vegetables

Cactus Flesh- "I'll have to tolerate the spines."
Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Hot and spikey."
 

Food - Crock Pot

Trailmix- "An on the go snack."
Spicy Chili- "Too spicy for me."
Ice Cream- "I love ice cream!"
 

Food - Other

Electric Milk- "The electricity give it the extra zing!"
 

Misc Items

Webber skull- "He deserves a proper burial."
Bucket O' Poop- "Well, its better than touching the stuff with my bare hands."
Old Bell- "Ding Dong!"
 

Announcements

Lightning miss- "Yikes! That was close!"
Overheating- "Too...hot...need...to...cool...off."
Tree Shelter- "Thank you for the shelter"
Wetness (low)- "It's a little wet out."
Wetness (medium)- "When will this rain stop?"
Wetness (high)- "I'm soaking wet!"
Dropping tool while wet- "Whoops!"
Smoldering item- "Thats getting hot."
Burnt- "OW! Thats hot!"